Dis ya ting yah, dis all 'bout di goodness of rum. See, dem mix di best cane juice an' make it so tasty. Ya know how Di people dem feel a good drink pon a hot day? Dis rum yah, it mek yuh forget to paradise. Ya see, some people tink rum only good for celebration. But dis rum, it got soul. Every sip a trip back to di roots. So when yuh hear di rum